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01:27 AM . 25 July 2014

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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01:24 AM . 25 July 2014
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01:22 AM . 25 July 2014

athomewithmargaery:

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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44,244 notes
01:17 AM . 25 July 2014

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

189,101 notes
01:16 AM . 25 July 2014

misha-and-moose:

dammit—cas:

watermelonsarerad:

lemagicpotatoface:

makhon:

francieumpocalypse:

mishacockins:

this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human

image

Why is there a moose in my space

expecting a normal sized human

a normal sized human

*josh peck voice* AN NORMAL SIZED HUMAN!!!

Hella looks like Jared’s going in for a kiss and Misha’s like “Nyooop”

41,267 notes
01:15 AM . 25 July 2014

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

(Source: iraffiruse)

143,374 notes
01:11 AM . 25 July 2014

tylerchokely:

kingsindbad:

fistingmyself:

hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal

what exactly is going on

(Source: kdawginator)

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01:06 AM . 25 July 2014
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09:52 PM . 24 July 2014

the teen wolf cast reads fanfictions

(Source: maliatale)

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09:51 PM . 24 July 2014

http://caterinasforzas.tumblr.com/post/92788262970

khittyhawk:

fozmeadows:

Every time I see someone make the argument that representation in fiction isn’t a big issue, and that advocating for diversity is just a waste of time because audiences can identify with anyone, and anyway, trying to include a wide range of backgrounds is just…

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09:48 PM . 24 July 2014

captainchucker:

team-olicity:

cammienray:

jaegermighty:

inspired by windchill7

WHO DID THIS

File under: Important things to understand

THIS IS SO PERFECT! SO PERFECT!!!

(Source: unlikely-alliance)

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09:46 PM . 24 July 2014
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03:02 AM . 24 July 2014

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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02:58 AM . 24 July 2014

gloriatraveler:

Twitter VaunWilmott: “Dinner with the Archangel before we head down to Comic Con tomorrow…”

GOOD LORD, that angel is PRETTY.

Source:  https://twitter.com/VaunWilmott/status/492177835000209408/photo/1