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08:24 PM . 09 July 2014

ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

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12:12 PM . 23 June 2014
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02:42 AM . 10 June 2014
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03:39 AM . 08 June 2014
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12:47 AM . 26 May 2014

l0thl0rien:

keep your friends close and your lord of the rings extended editions closer

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03:26 PM . 17 May 2014

Worst Things about Adulting

queerical:

queerical:

  • making your own phone calls like. I have to actually call this person myself how about no
  • bills. I need money?? get money. give money to who??
  • answering calls. “scottie you cant just ignore calls and leave them in your voicemail for a week anymore” bitch watch…
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12:48 AM . 20 April 2014
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08:03 PM . 16 March 2014

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth)

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02:15 AM . 16 March 2014

princessalois:

reasons to date me

  • don’t
  • i’m in love with fictional characters
  • i have no time for you
  • go away

(Source: ffhasjkfdhgjdskjfs)

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01:39 AM . 13 January 2014
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12:50 AM . 07 January 2014

watching teen wolf.

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01:29 AM . 02 January 2014

yonsay:

I just want to sleep and watch TV at the same time

(Source: cherylcoal)

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10:54 PM . 22 October 2013
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03:11 AM . 12 October 2013
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01:26 AM . 10 October 2013

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name