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FRESH LEMONADE AND JAM AND SHIT WHO ARE YOU MARTHA STEWART JEEZ AND YOU ARE TOO GOOD AT MAKING JELLO SHOTS YOU’RE A BEVERAGE/JAM WIZARD
;alskeur;wlekrjj;wlej I’m just awesome becca. I’m just awesome. Also thank you for my new facebook bio.
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So allow me to explain:
5 notes10:25 PM . 19 March 2012
So its storming, and I had to go to the store and get some shit. I brought my book with me because I thought I was going to have to sit and wait for my brother to get out of school and drive him around like the taxi driver that i am.
So I get home from the store/family taxi driver serves shit, open the door, and then remember my book is in the back seat. Instead of closing the door and then trying to find it in the back seat, i sit there with my leg hanging out in the rain as i fish around the back seat looking for my damn book.
Once I finally got a hold of it this wonderful gem slips out of my mouth: “I’m getting so wet right now.”
This, of course, makes me laugh a bit too hard, to wich i literally say out loud to no one but myself, “I can’t even with myself right now.”
Which just brings more laughter.
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i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that