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12:12 AM . 13 April 2014


I wanted to fit Khione’s quote in there too (“Jason will grace my throne room”) but technically she says that to Piper, so :B

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05:31 PM . 24 September 2013



“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?

I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE

(Source: david-8)

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10:51 PM . 14 August 2013





Oh, I have a new favourite thing.

Its like the mic fainted

it’s like the mic realised who was holding it and couldn’t handle itself

that mic speaks to me on an emotional level

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02:28 AM . 14 August 2013


A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking.

Saw this on reddit and immediately looked for the video to reblog on here because it’s really fantastic

those last two lines hit me like a fucking train

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09:56 PM . 17 December 2012


The description for Arrested Development DVDs at my local JB Hi-Fi store.

Well played, JB Hi-Fi. Well played.

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07:44 AM . 13 July 2012
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10:20 PM . 02 July 2012

Dialogue with Roommates.


[while watching Law and Order: SVU on netflix, one of the character says that ‘If someone loves you, they’d never hurt you.’]

Laura: [suddenly whirling towards Cait and I]: YEAH, JESSICA! When someone cares about you, they don’t hurt you!



Laura: You hurt me! You don’t know what happens in that room! She hits me when I breathe wrong! She’s taken the razor to me! She- [dissolves into wild laughter] I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep it up after that. I’d be a good actor though, right?

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07:50 PM . 20 May 2012




Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap

probably the greatest thing ever

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07:59 PM . 13 May 2012